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Episode 302

Friday, December 29th, 2017

Merry Christmas and Happy Christmas Horse-Panels.

This is the episode where we learn the true meaning of Jordan. Turns out he's a Space Mormon. An ASTRONAUT Space Mormon.

From Hell.

From Poughkeepsie.

Poughkeepsie, Hell.





Episode 301!

Tuesday, November 21st, 2017

Just when you thought it was safe to watch the movie Jaws again we're back like we've been away for about two months or so.

Did we miss saving up threadbare jokes about or own self-centered and quotidian existence? Forgetfully!

Did we see some Movies and TV Shows we want to talk about in an unenlighted and uncritical manner? In-passing!

Will we record and release more episodes in the future in a haphazard and careless way whenever we can get AROUND to it?? Particularly!

Will you continue to listen and pretend to care?

Almost apathetically!

I knew we could maybe do it.





Episode 300

Monday, August 7th, 2017

Well folks, we decided episode 300 was a nice place to hang up our horseshoes and put on our pig shoes.

Then we put on our house shoes so the barn nails won't cause any runs in our stockings.

Thank you for listening. Thank your for all of your wonderful moral and monetary support and thank you all for your friendship.

It makes it that much harder to steal your identities and live under assumed names in a nomadic Southeast Asian underworld.

Orkun cheraown and bantub dakk noew ay nah?

SO true.



Episode 150 Classic!

Sunday, July 30th, 2017

Sumer time and Eupheraties is Indus.

Damn spell correct.


Episode 299

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

Pick up the Pace New Yorkers.



Episode 298

Friday, July 14th, 2017

Sure Bor Gullet knows the truth but has he ever been to me?

I'm the pilot.


Episode 297

Monday, July 10th, 2017

Wieners, wieners the musical flute.

The more you eat the more you Groot.

Rocket, Starlord, Gamora, Drax the Employer.

Let's all listen to Kiss' Destroyer.

Well alright.


Episode 200 Classic!

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

We scoff at Trump and his Presidential aspirations.

Fuck you Magic 8 Ball.



Episode 100 Classic!

Monday, June 26th, 2017

You can tell this is an older episode by the slightly higher pitch in our voices when we do our salute to Alvin and the Chip-Monks.

That's Alvin the deep-sea submersible and some monks that work for Old Dutch potato chips.

They wanted to see the deep-sea potato vents.

Look it up.


Episode 296

Monday, June 19th, 2017

If there was ever a week to call this one, this one is it.

You thought 'last week' was 'this week' you are wrong. That was last week.

This week's post? This Weak.