Episode 002-Classic!

March 27, 2017

We are just back from the Salt Mine Archives in Hutchinson, Kansas, where we fought several Goblins and Bug Bears (on the night we got into town because they were playing their TV too loud in the adjoining room at the Super 8 we were staying at) where we retrieved Episode Two of "Hamster Hypotenuse" for your listening displeasure!

The fact that we briefly mention Japan is purely coincidental considering part of the reason there is no fresh "Eppie" this week is due to Ax Handle actually taking a touring holiday to Japan this week.

And River Chicken is sick after overdosing on Mountain Shrimp.

He knew what he was doing...






Episode 286

March 19, 2017

Notes. NOTES!

Good God y'all!

Who needs 'em?

Absolutely no one.


Episode 285

March 13, 2017

Flat Cap and Ax Handle voted multiple times in the 1968 Presidential election despite the fact that neither of them had been born yet.

Mayor Daley sure was a powerful guy.

"Heck No! We'll be peaceably on our way home now!"

Safe travels everyone.



Episode 284

March 6, 2017

If you're like me and the novelty of writing notes has worn off then imagine how awful it must be to have to read these damn things every week.

Welcome to your world.


Episode 283

February 27, 2017

And the winner for "Best Sentence in a Podcast's Notes" goes to...

This one.

Roll the Memorial Reel...


Episode 282

February 20, 2017

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a bird flying a plane.

This looks like a job for a funny podcast. Until one of those falls from space, you get the audio version of Periwinkle Kryptonite.

Look it up. 

Please don't.



Episode 281

February 14, 2017

The year is 1987. NASA lunches the last of it's Deep-Dish Probes.

Someone should put a dome on this podcast. 

in 1987.







Episode 280

February 6, 2017

We the People of Stinkingshire, in order to burn a more perfect onion, establish crushed ice, insure delicious tranquility, provide for the condiment defense, promote the general foods, and secure the sprinkles of liberty to ourselves and our pringles, do ordain and establish this footlong hotdog for the "Hostess Ho Hos" curly-fries podcast.

Or not.


Episode 279

January 30, 2017

In the land of the blinds the man with the curtains is King.

I guess that explains why Elvis put tinfoil on his windows...








Episode 278

January 23, 2017

It's a great era for Comedy in the way that Africa is a great thing for the Arms Industry.

Also chocolate. It's a great era for chocolate.

War chocolate.