Episode 293

May 29, 2017

Welcome...

...to Jurrasic Shark.

It's chaos-theory. Accept it. Goldblum has spoken...

(at length!)

 

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Episode 292

May 21, 2017

Cream Collon. For the discriminating weirdo.

 

 

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Episode 291

May 15, 2017

First time guest Jen "Freckles Zwiebeck" is visiting us this week as we Run Deep, Run Silent as we meditate upon the merits of a certain bland and unsatisfying beverage that the late FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover once called:

a Cab.

He didn't like it.

He was then fired...

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode 290

May 8, 2017

Another day another doormat.

WELCOME

(?)

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Episode 289

May 1, 2017

How much Chimp could a Chimp Champ Chimp if a Chimp Champ could Champ Chimp?

Four.

You're welcome.

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Episode 288

April 24, 2017

The Thin White Duke meets the Three Horsemen of the Inconvenient but Mercifully Brief Traffic Jam.

And the Spiders From Minneapolis/St. Paul.

"Ground Control to Major Tom... Eat your helmet-pills and put your protein on..."

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Episode 287

April 17, 2017

Famous Bob Hope Quotes:

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people."
 
"There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism."
 
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it."

Sorry, those were quotes from Groucho Marx. The famous grease-paint addict.
 
Honk! Honk!

 

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Episode 004 - Classic!

April 9, 2017

We've dusted off another 'Link' from the Hot Dog Cellar this week to prove that Stockholm Syndrome isn't just for hostage situations but for long-suffering podcast listeners such as yourself.

We are accidentally prescient in that things that existed 6-7 years ago are still SO relevant today like Russia, Bladerunner, and one-off segments that died before they left the table.

Where's the beef?

Look in your Burger, Meister.

 

 

 

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Episode 003 - Classic

April 2, 2017

Wasn't a few years ago crazy for the specific events and trends that either did or did not occur?

Things were great before Hadrian's Wall was knocked down by a group of aged foreigners who drove a touring bus into it in protest of the non-uniformity of the free turquoise shoulder-bags they were gifted by Thomson Family Adventures.

Plus, George W. Washington pledged he would close Botany Bay once elected. Then he realized he was President of the United States and Australia was a colony of England. 

King George III was so angry he peed blue!

Typical Democrat.

 

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Episode 002-Classic!

March 27, 2017

We are just back from the Salt Mine Archives in Hutchinson, Kansas, where we fought several Goblins and Bug Bears (on the night we got into town because they were playing their TV too loud in the adjoining room at the Super 8 we were staying at) where we retrieved Episode Two of "Hamster Hypotenuse" for your listening displeasure!

The fact that we briefly mention Japan is purely coincidental considering part of the reason there is no fresh "Eppie" this week is due to Ax Handle actually taking a touring holiday to Japan this week.

And River Chicken is sick after overdosing on Mountain Shrimp.

He knew what he was doing...

 

 

 

 

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